Heathcliff Hate Club
About the Heathcliff Hate Club
Welcome to the Heathcliff Hate Club! We hope that you enjoy your stay. (Unless you are an Original Orange Cat sympathizer, in which case you are NOT welcome here, and you need to leave IMMEDIATELY.) The Heathcliff Hate Club is an open and inclusive community brought together by a mutual disdain for the little orange devil who is ruining our community one "Ham" hat at a time, without even a hint of remorse.
People often ask me "Geez, don't you think you're being a bit too harsh? Heathcliff is just a cat, what could he have possibly dont to you?" How about kill my mom? How about literally murder my mother? He didn't actually kill my mom, but you could imagine if he did, though, and in many ways thats almost worse.
That isn't to say Heathcliff's ACTUAL crimes aren't bad, though. That bastard has committed some truly heinous acts, and I for one have had enough of his smug little face. People are always telling me he's "lovable" and "hilarious." Well, he's also a member of an organized crime family. I don't know about YOU, but I for one don't think that gang violence is "funny," and I'd wager that Heathcliff and Co.'s victims don't think so either.
To the right, Heathcliff is pictured with a number of other high profile criminals, in a gang known as "The Catillac Cats." I won't go into great detail about The Catillac Cat's prolific history of violent crimes here, but if you are curious I'd recommend the Wanted page.
Since both the police force and animal control haven proven to be either too uncaring or too incompetent to treat this public threat with the urgency that it deserves, we at Heathcliff Hate Club have decided to take matters into our own hands. The community MUST be made aware of the constant threat that looms in our streets. If you or someone you know has ANY information regarding the whereabouts of Heathcliff or any other member of The Catillac Cats, we urge you to reach out via our all purpose Hate Mail page, where you are also free to openly vent your personal frustrations with this menace.
